Rose petals leading to Cool Whip (2012)
my name is daniel
and I live in Mayfair
Don’t forget! Some things mustn’t be forgotten… the, shopping list…
Godwilling, the name Kraft still invokes bitter hunger in you. If not, this will sound terrible. Got to isle three and consume all of the cool whip.
It’s body is smooth and creamy. And yours, young and strong. It will be no match for your appetite.
Redeem us both, Daniel. Descend to aisle three where the Cool Whip awaits and devour it.
(Source: apicot)
these are the best motherfuckin videos
Animal Crossing | Kapp’n Song
- what dial-up sounds like.
- the sound a floppy disk makes when you put it in the computer.
- Wishbone.
- Bill Nye the Science Guy.
- blowing into the cartridge of the Playstation game when it started screwing up.
- owning Titanic on a two-volume VHS set.
- using cassettes.
Okay, now I’m just confused.
BLOWING INTO THE CARTRIDGE OF THE PLAYSTATION GAME
yeah, and remember when Nintendo 64 disks would get scratched up? Man, those things sucked.
^
let’s take a moment to appreciate some of the pokedex entries for ghost pokemon.
haunter
gengar
banette
shedinja
misdreavus
sableye
dusclops
dusknoir
drifloon
spiritomb
lampent
chandelure
yamask
cofagrigus
*bonus: mummification process
McDonalds is not impressed by pink hair.
anyone dumb enough to dress anything but traditionally professional doesnt deserve the job.
But seriously, one can’t have abnormal hair color working at mcdonald’s. It’s against the dress code.
Erry day I’m tumblrin. But really. How do you guys make friends on here… everyone has cliques and information is hyper speed. That causes jokes and the newest “awareness ” to pass in a matter of days when it used to take weeks or months. Seriously what was the cannibal shia lebouf shit… that was relevant for three days yet it had so many things.
I wonder if I will sleep. Nightmares every night and I get stupidly sore from work. More animal planet for me.
One more thing. What is needed in this world more… a dietician or a marine animal trainer…. or well.. which would provide a better life.
Going to cuddle nyanko sensei and think.
amnesia fandom more like lets take everything from a serious game and make it into LOL HAWT YAOIS SO KAWAII LETS PUT MR.FACE IN A DRESS XDD
house martin gathering mud
(photos by m.geven)
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He looks playful. n_n
Lookitdafeet awwwww